Parent Talk Shelf Sitters (CLEARANCE)

From Ganz...

• MATERIALS: pine wood

Six expressions:

• "As a parent, you often realize...  This is my CIRCUS. Those are my MONKEYS."
• "Forget the dog, beware of kids."
• "My house would be clean, if my family wasn't living here."
• "We have KIDS. We have PETS. This is why we CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS."
• "You're making it difficult to be the parent I always imagined I'd be."
• "It's like the kids can just smell us RELAXING."

DIMENSIONS: 6"W x 1.5"H x 0.5"D

WEIGHT: 1 ounce